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New process ensures full accountability without anyone being accountable
Because responsibility should always be shared widely enough to disappear.
Aug 11
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Jelena
July 2026
Strategic delegation
Never spend five minutes doing what could become a meeting
Jul 16
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Jelena
Journalism 2.0: from reporting to reacting
Why wait for facts when opinions are available immediately?
Jul 14
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Jelena
June 2026
What makes it yours? Authorship in the age of AI.
If AI helped me write it, is it still mine?
Jun 25
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Jelena
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New Corporate Communication Policy: All Ideas Must Sound Like Apologies
Because clarity might offend someone.
Jun 7
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Jelena
May 2026
Global Organisation Launches Strategic Initiative to Discuss Learning
Because nothing accelerates progress like forming a committee to consider the possibility of improvement.
May 27
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Jelena
The Age of Labels
Because thinking is exhausting; categorising is efficient.
May 5
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Jelena
April 2026
Generation Panic Disorder
Each new youth cohort, a fresh apocalypse
Apr 22
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Jelena
The Power of Saying Things
Because if you say it clearly enough, it might briefly feel true.
Apr 15
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Jelena
The sacred church of busyness
Worship services held hourly, attendance mandatory.
Apr 14
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Jelena
Work-Life Balancing Act (now with gravity-assist)
Because nothing says "well-being" like splitting existence in half.
Apr 9
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Jelena
The 8-to-5 thought factory
how to industrialise the human brain without anyone noticing.
Apr 1
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Jelena
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