Work-Life Balancing Act (now with gravity-assist)

Because nothing says "well-being" like splitting existence in half.

We speak of work–life balance as though life were a weekend hobby occasionally interrupted by employment. The metaphor is perfect: one foot in a spreadsheet, the other in a yoga pose, waiting for equilibrium that physics never promised. The secret, of course, is not balance — it’s remembering both feet belong to the same person.

Life 1 – Work 1, draw after extra time.